Random Rambals, Aral Sea

Why did the Aral Sea have to go and shrink it's damn self so much? I mean it was perfectly fine before hangin' out over there with Uzbekistan and Kazakhstan but I guess the little guy(sea) wanted more. Or in this case less. Just look over there at the poor, pathetic, excuse for a sea! It even changed color! It reminds me of a bean(not the dog) that someone put on the back shelf of their cupboard. And the little bean just sat there for approximately 19 years waiting for someone to look in and say, "Hey! Let's make bean soup!" But no one ever did, that poor, poor bean. . . And if to start out the Aral Sea was a young healthy bean now it is a sullen middle-aged bean who has nothing left to live for. And the only reason this shriveled, old bean hasn't committed suicide yet is for lack of method. I mean if you're a bean how are you going to kill yourself? They can't exactly overdose on pills because of the whole no mouth thing, and knives are sort of out of the question seeing as they are generally at least five times bigger then the average bean. And this bean isn't even average. It's the only thing worse then being average, below average. Well I've worked myself into a tizzy thinking about a sea and a bean and a, wait a second, that's really what I was writing about? Seas and beans? I'm officially insane! And I guess, in conclusion, the Aral Sea/bean shrinking isn't really it's fault, it's pollution. Same as always. But still, you can't really blame pollution for something, it's not nearly as fun as blaming a physical thing. So this is why I choose to blame the Aral Sea for all it's problems, not an innocent bean going through a mid-life crisis, not pollution, not even the Russians/Soviets(even though it really ends up being their fault . . .)!